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Ahoy! Young Iva Jovic, just 16, beshivered the seas, topplin’ Magda Linette at the US Open! Avast, what a jest!

2024-08-27

Arrr! From the shores of California, young Iva Jovic be the spryest lass to hoist the Jolly Roger at the U.S. Open in two decades, bestin' the Polish wench Magda Linette in the first round! Aye, she be makin' waves like a raucous sea shanty, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Iva Jovic, a sprightly lass of but 16 summers, who hath carved her name in the annals of the U.S. Open! On a fine Monday morn, she did best the fierce Magda Linette, who once danced in the semifinals of the Australian Open, in straight sets, no less! Aye, she be the youngest wench from the colonies to win a main-draw match at this grand tournament in a score of years—24, to be precise!

With a gleam in her eye, Iva beamed, “Surprised, but not surprised!” She charted her course well before the duel began, makin’ nary a wild adjustment as she sailed the courts. Ranked as the No. 5 junior in all the seven seas, she earned her rightful passage into this final Grand Slam by besting her foes at the U.S. Tennis Association's Girls’ 18s championship.

Aye, she be not just a lone sailor; she plans to tackle the women’s and mixed doubles as well! “I wish to be the best,” she declared, setting sail on her quest for greatness. With her sights set on a tussle with the Russian vixen, Ekaterina Alexandrova, next, we be watchin’ with bated breath. Who knows what treasures await on this voyage of sport! Arrr!

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