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Arrr! Marcus Freeman be sayin', "In this treasure hunt for recruits, a hearty bond be worth more than gold doubloons!"

2024-08-27

Arrr, Marcus Freeman o’ Notre Dame be sayin’ that makin’ mates be the heart o’ recruitin’, like findin’ treasure on the high seas! He spilled the beans on Barstool Sports' “Pardon My Take”—a right merry jest for all ye scallywags lookin’ to join the crew!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand game of college football, where the winds of change be blowin’ but the seas stay the same! Our captain in this tale, Coach Marcus Freeman of the famed Notre Dame crew, swears that it’s all about makin’ hearty bonds with the young lads and their kin when lurin’ them to join the crew for four glorious years.

Freeman, in a recent parley on the Barstool ship, declared, “Ye can’t just woo ‘em on a visit and expect ‘em to jump ship! Nay, ye must keep the love flowin’ even after they sign on the dotted line, for the scallywags from other teams be lurkin’, tryin’ to steal away yer treasure!” Aye, ‘tis true! He learned this firsthand as his own lad be navigatin’ the treacherous waters of college recruitment.

With the threat of players leavin’ for shinier gold, Freeman remains steadfast, sayin', “I’ll whip ‘em into shape, but with a heart! For if a bond be built, they’ll know I care.” His Fighting Irish be set to charge into battle as the seventh-ranked crew, eyein’ a return to glory, ready to clash with the Texas A&M brigands on the horizon! So hoist the sails, for the season be upon us!

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