Arrr, a Texas sea dog be stoppin’ Biden’s scheme fer mateys of migrants! Avast, no love on these shores!
2024-08-27
Ahoy, mateys! A landlubber judge in Texas be stoppin' the new Biden scheme for keepin' folks from walkin' the plank! A gaggle o' Republican scallywags be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' it's a treacherous plot to save the spouses of US seafarers! Arrr, it’s a wild sea we sail!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale to tell from the high seas of the legal realm! A mighty federal judge in the grand state of Texas hath hoisted the anchor and put a temporary halt to a new immigration scheme from the Biden crew, one that be meant to protect a whole horde of undocumented spouses of US citizens from being tossed overboard into the briny deep of deportation!This here 14-day stay, issued on Monday, be a response to a mutinous lawsuit from a fleet of 16 Republican-led states, who be raisin’ their swords against the Biden administration's grand design. Aye, they be claimin’ the “Keeping Families Together” program—set to sail just last week—be a treacherous voyage for the good ol’ US of A!
The program be meant to shield those landlubbers who’ve been settin’ anchor on these shores, givin’ them a chance to avoid the dreaded Davy Jones’ locker of deportation. But alas! It seems the winds o’ change are not blowin’ fair for this initiative, as the judge be callin’ for a moment of calm before the storm! So, keep yer eyes peeled, for this be a saga yet to unfold on the turbulent seas of immigration law!