"Arrr, US sea dogs be blarneyin’ 'bout NBA's ties to that Rwandan tyrant, choosin’ gold over me hearties' honor!"
2024-08-27
Arrr, Senators Blackburn and Merkley be raisin’ the Jolly Roger at the NBA and its cap’n, Adam Silver, fer cozyin’ up with that scallywag Kagame of Rwanda! A letter be sent on the tide of Tuesday, lettin’ ‘em know they be sailin’ with the wrong crew!
Ahoy mateys! It be a tale of two fine senators, Marsha and Jeff, who be takin’ a gander at the NBA and its questionable dealings with a certain Rwandan ruler named Kagame, who be as dastardly as a scallywag with a thirst for power!In a missive sent to Commissioner Adam Silver, they be likin’ to shed light on how the NBA be chasin’ doubloons over decency! They claim the league be cozyin’ up to dictators while professin’ to be champions of social justice, a right mockery indeed!
Kagame, the pirate king of Rwanda, be known for makin’ anyone who dares to cross him disappear quicker than a ship in a storm! The senators be askin’ Silver to explain how the NBA plans to lift the spirits of the poor Rwandan folk whilst dealin’ with such a villain!
And let’s not forget China, where the NBA be swimmin’ in gold coins! They be callin’ it a bad business plan to sail alongside tyrants instead of fightin’ for the rights of the oppressed! They’d rather see the league use its grand influence for good, like a true buccaneer of justice!
So hoist the sails and let’s hope the NBA charts a new course, lest they be lost at sea with their morals adrift! Arrr!