Arrr, Donovan Edwards be sayin' Sherrone Moore's got the chops to take the captain's wheel from ol' Jim Harbaugh!
2024-08-27
Arrr! Donovan Edwards, the swift-footed scourge o' Michigan's gridiron, be spouting his thanks fer Sherrone Moore takin' the captain's chair! He claims that scallywag be deserving o' the honor, like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, let the rum flow freely for our new leader!
Ahoy mateys! This weekend be markin' a grand new chapter in the fair port o' Ann Arbor. Jim Harbaugh, after nine long years plunderin' the shores of the University o' Michigan, be settin' sail to join the NFL crew o' the Los Angeles Chargers. Arrr, he finished his reign by hoistin’ the national trophy last January, rallying his crew with a hearty cry of "Bet" after a three-game suspension!While Harbaugh was findin' himself in the brig, his trusted first mate, offensive coordinator Sherrone Moore, took the helm and steered the ship to victory! Moore, filled with the salty tears of triumph after conquerin' Penn State, be rightly assumed to take over the captain’s quarters. And lo, it be true! Michigan’s gallant running back, Donovan Edwards, declared Moore the perfect captain for this voyage.
Edwards be thinkin’ that Moore be just as fierce on the field as Harbaugh, but with a sprinkle o' different personalities. Both be dedicated to bringin' home the gold, and Moore listens to his crew like a good captain should. 'Tis Moore’s first time at the helm, and this pirate be hopin' he stays aboard for a long voyage ahead!