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Ahoy! Trump and Kamala be settlin’ the code for a jolly fair debate, savvy? Arrr, what a fine jest!

2024-08-27

Arrr, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2024, Captain Trump be spillin’ the beans! The landlubbers have struck a deal for a ruckus on the debate seas come September 10 in Philly! Same ol’ rules as the CNN brawl, tossin’ Harris’ note-havin’ demands overboard! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus brewin' in the land o’ politics! The year be 2024, and the grand Donald Trump, a candidate o' the GOP, has tossed his hat into the fray! Just the other day, he announced that a pact be struck fer the rules o’ the upcoming debate on the 10th of September, in the fair city o’ Philadelphia. Aye, that be the same old rules from the CNN tussle back in June, mark me words!

Now, ye may be wonderin’, what’s all this fuss about? Why, it seems the campaign o’ one Kamala Harris be askin’ fer a fancy sit-down debate, complete with notes and all! Ha! But alas, that demand be tossed overboard like a barrel of rotten fish! The lads and lasses in charge have said, “Nay!” to such tomfoolery!

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