Arrr, says the Connecticut matey, UConn joinin' the Big 12 be folly; we'll be singed like a ship in flames!
2024-08-28
Yarr! Whispers be flyin' 'round that UConn be settin' sail fer the Big 12, but ol' Senator Murphy be hollerin' it be a “blunder” of the highest seas! Avast, decisions be harder than findin' buried treasure, matey!
But hark! A wise sea dog, Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut, be warnin’ ‘em it be a folly! He cries, “Stick to yer roots, ye landlubbers! The Big East be a fine harbor for ye basketball buccaneers!” The lad makes a fair point, as UConn be the reigning kings of the court, dominatin’ March Madness like pirates takin’ gold from a merchant ship!
Yet, their football crew, bless their hearts, be sinkin’ like a ship with a hole in the hull, not havin' finished above .500 since the days of old! So, perhaps the senator be right, and chasin’ the football dream may lead to a watery grave. As the tide turns, we’ll see if UConn be makin’ the jump or stayin’ true to their treasure of a conference!
So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the college sports seas be ever changin'!