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Arrr, matey! This scallywag be wishin' to feast his eyes on Caitlin Clark's magic, sans all the barnacles!

2024-08-28

Arrr, matey! David Aldridge be sayin' he yearns to relish the sight of fair Caitlin Clark's game, free from all that pesky baggage, like a parrot on a clean shoulder! Aye, he spoke this merry thought on the jolly OutKick's "Ricky Cobb Show!"

Arrr, me hearties! David Aldridge, the grand captain o' NBA broadcastin’, be wantin’ naught but to savor the spectacle of Caitlin Clark swashbucklin’ on the court. After sailin’ the waves of TNT, ESPN, and NBA TV, he be settlin’ down to chat on "The Ricky Cobb Show," where he be singin' the praises of this fine lass’s rookie voyage in the WNBA.

With a hearty chuckle, Aldridge declared, "Can we just feast our eyes on her talents without draggin’ in all that other barnacle-covered baggage?" He be comparin’ Clark to the legends of the sea, sayin' she be movin' the needle in basketball, just like the greats Magic and Kobe. “People be drawn to her like moths to a flame!” he cried, “Gettin’ casual fans aboard the ship just to watch her sink a three-pointer or two!”

With 85 three-pointers to her name and an average of 18 points per game, this former Iowa superstar be makin’ waves! Aldridge be wishin’ all scallywags could simply revel in the joy of watchin’ her and her crew plunder the defenses like true buccaneers of the game. So let us hoist our tankards and cheer for Caitlin Clark, the treasure of the WNBA seas! Arrr!

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