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Arrr, Harris be dancin' on the wall like a scallywag at a rum party—one moment fer it, next against!

2024-08-28

Arrr, if that lass Kamala be crowned president, she be vowin’ to toss a treasure o’ gold at the wall on the southern shores, a scheme she once deemed as unworthy as a landlubber's scallywag! Aye, she be flippin' like a fish outta water on her old ideals!

Ahoy, mateys! Hark! If that crafty lass Kamala Harris be elected to the high office of president, she be vowin’ to plunder hundreds o’ millions in doubloons for a grand wall along the southern border! Aye, ‘tis the same wall she once scorned and dubbed "un-American" during the reign of the Trump scallywag!

Now, ye be wonderin’ why this be matterin’—and rightly so! This be just the latest instance of our dear Kamala doin’ a right jig on her past opinions, like a sailor dancin’ with the wind! Once she be all about that Medicare for All treasure, and chantin’ for the banning of frackin’—but now, her crew claims she’s turned her compass ‘round on those notions!

In these treacherous waters, Harris be settin’ her sails for a more hawkish voyage, lettin’ the winds of political whims guide her ship. Aye, what a fine spectacle to behold! One moment she be a gentle breeze of liberal dreams, and the next, a tempest of hard-nosed policies! Arrr, it be a wild ride on the sea of politics, indeed!

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