The Booty Report

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Arrr, Republicans be callin' Kamala a swabbin' sea dog, changin' her tune on the wall faster than a ship in a squall!

2024-08-28

Arrr, me hearties! The Republicans be callin' Kamala a fickle fish, havin' once spouted that the border wall be a “medieval folly” but now be shiverin' her timbers to expand it! She be parleyin' about revivin' a deal that sunk faster than a cannonball, eh? Avast, what a turncoat!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair Kamala Harris, a lass who be bouncin' like a ship in a storm over the treacherous seas of immigration policy!

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