Arrr, Kamala's stance on the border wall be as clear as a foggy sea in a bottle!
2024-08-28
Arrr mateys! A tale from Tuesday be spillin’ that Vice President Kamala be doin’ the ol' flip-flop on Trump’s wall! The scallywags in Washington be scratchin’ their noggins, wonderin’ if it be true! One crew of conservatives be yellin’ that she be tryin' to snatch his treasure! Aye, what a jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the tempestuous seas of Washington, where the winds of politics blow as wild as a drunken sailor. Just yestereve, it be reported that Vice President Kamala Harris, that lass of high office, be doin' a right jig on the fence 'twixt supportin' and opposin' the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, and his grand scheme for a border wall.The news sent shockwaves through the capitol, as if a cannon had gone off in a tavern! The good ship of conservative activists be raisin' their flags in protest, claimin' she be tryin' to snatch away the very treasure of Trump's border wall, a prized jewel in his political crown! But lo and behold, the Trump campaign swiftly countered, sayin' that Ms. Harris had not cast aside her long-held opposition to said wall, like a scallywag throwin’ his anchor overboard.
“This be a preposterous hullabaloo!” they cried, though the details be as murky as a rum-soaked bilge. So, let us hoist a tankard and watch this political skirmish unfold, for in the end, 'tis all just a merry dance on the deck of democracy! Avast, what a sight to behold!