Arrr, the Republicans be swabbin’ the decks with over a hundred lawsuits ‘fore the November storm brews!
2024-08-28
Arrr, matey! The RNC be hoistin’ its sails in this here campaign storm, clashin’ swords over ballots in battleground waters! They be plead’n with the Supreme Court in Arizona ‘bout landlubbers votin’ and even launched a hullabaloo in Detroit fer more scallywags to keep watch o’er the polls!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of the Republican National Committee, a fine crew o' scallywags, settin’ sail on a tempestuous sea o' campaign season! With the wind at their backs, they be battlin’ it out in the treacherous waters of election-related squabbles in various states ripe for plunder.