Arrr, matey! Zuckerberg’s missive on Facebook’s shackles be but a clever ruse, nothin’ but smoke and mirrors!
2024-08-28
Arrr, this week ol' Mark Zuckerberg be sendin' a missive to Rep. Jim Jordan, claimin’ the Biden crew be givin’ his ship the ol’ “censor” squeeze over Covid tales! He tossed in a wink at Hunter's cursed laptop too. Aye, nothin' new under the jolly roger, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! This week, the cap'n of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, be sendin' a missive to Rep. Jim Jordan of the Ohio seas. In this letter, he be spillin' the beans 'bout how the Biden crew be pressurin' his ship to silence the squawkin' of free speech, particularly regardin' that pesky plague known as Covid-19. Aye, he also tossed in a mention of Hunter Biden's scandalous treasure map—aye, that laptop of his! And fear not, for Zuckerberg be resolute in his lack of treasure to toss into the upcoming election, savvy?Now, this shanty be soundin' mighty fishy, I’ll give ye that! But blow me down, none of this be new news. It’s as if ol’ Zuck decided to plunge headfirst into the briny depths of the free speech whirlpool this week. Aye, it be puzzlin', but not at all shockin’, as this be the way of the digital seas! So, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for the tides of controversy be ever churnin', and it seems the captain be takin' his ship on a wild ride through the stormy waters of political gossip!