Arrr, a scallywag from CNN tells the Black lads, “Steer clear of Bruce Pearl’s ship at Auburn!” Ha-ha!
2024-08-28
Arrr, ye scallywags! Ronald Martin, once a CNN matey, be tellin’ the fine Black lads o’ the court to steer clear o’ Auburn! ‘Tis a cursed place, says he, what with that Bruce Pearl spoutin’ “trash” on the Twittersphere. Hoist yer sails and seek fairer shores, me hearties!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale from the high seas of sports! Former CNN matey, Ronald Martin, be takin' aim at Auburn's captain of hoops, Bruce Pearl—who be spoutin' off about the fair wench Kamala Harris and callin' her a "socialist." Aye, it was a political storm brewin' this election year!Pearl, in a bid to be heard, retweeted the winds blowin' from Senator Tom Cotton, claimin' Harris be a scallywag lookin' to toss ye off yer health plans. This ruffled Martin's feathers, leadin' him to shout a warning to Black lads considerin' joinin' Pearl's crew, suggestin' they'd be better off lookin' to other ports in the SEC.
As Pearl sails into his 11th season with the Tigers, he be known for his love of Trump and pro-Israel sentiments. Meanwhile, sports scribes wonder if this be a new world where coaches can speak their minds without fear of scaring off recruits—like a pirate brave enough to hoist the Jolly Roger on a calm sea!
So, me hearties, keep an eye on this tale of hoops and high seas politics, for it be a wild ride indeed!