The Booty Report

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Arrr, a young lad o' 27 met Davy Jones after takin' a dive on the pitch! Aye, what a blunder!

2024-08-28

Ahoy, mateys! Juan Izquierdo, the Uruguayan footie lad, met Davy Jones on a Tuesday eve, after takin' a tumble on the pitch! The healers say he be gone from a foul cardiorespiratory mischief, linked to his heart's wild jig! Aye, even pirates can’t outrun the Grim Reaper!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a fine Uruguayan lad, Juan Izquierdo, a swashbuckling soccer star o' merely 27 years, who met his fate on the high seas of sport! Aye, it be a tragic tale, for he did collapse during a fierce match in Brazil, leaving fans and mates alike in a state of woe.

The crafty lad departed this world at Hospital Albert Einstein, after sufferin' from a heart ailment that made him go all wobbly in the knees. 'Twas no ordinary match, mind ye, but a grand Copa Libertadores duel against the Sao Paulo scallywags! His wife, Selena, penned a heartful farewell, claimin' a piece of her soul sailed away with him, while his matey, Mateo Antoni, recalled him as a mentor and a true companion on and off the pitch!

Juan's journey began with Cerro, but he be a restless soul, bouncin' from team to team, from Penarol to Liverpool, helpin’ Nacional hoist the league title in 2023! Alas, his adventures ended too soon, leavin' behind a crew of mournin' mates. So raise a tankard, me hearties, for Juan Izquierdo, who played with the spirit of a true pirate upon the soccer seas!

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