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"Old sea dog from the army be settin' the record straight on Trump’s Arlington hullabaloo! Arrr, what a ruckus!"

2024-08-28

Arrr, matey! Veteran Lucas O’Hara be scoffin’ at the notion that Trump be usin' the solemn wreath-layin’ at Arlington to peddle his 2024 dreams. He shared the stage with Tulsi Gabbard and kin o’ the brave, honorin' those who met Davy Jones during a right messy retreat!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' battle and bloomin' politics! It be said that one Lucas O’Hara, a brave soul from the U.S. Army, be settin’ the record straight ‘bout a certain former captain o' the ship o' state, Donald Trump. 'Twas claimed the scallywag be usin’ a solemn occasion at Arlington National Cemetery—a place where fellas be restin' from their toils on this mortal coil—to slap a shiny campaign sticker on his 2024 presidential bid. Arrr!

But O’Hara be raisin' his voice ‘gainst such folly, as he be attendin’ the wreath-layin' ceremony in honor of 13 valiant mates who met their fate due to a calamity under the current crew led by Captain Biden and his first mate, Harris. Trump, alongside the fierce warrior Tulsi Gabbard and the bereaved families, be payin' respects rather than parleyin' fer votes. So, ye see, the winds of rumor be blowin’ fierce, but the truth be as steady as the North Star!

In this day of high seas and rough waters, let us not confuse the solemnity of remembrance with the jests of the political circus. Yarrr, ‘tis a fine line we sail! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer mugs full, mateys!

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