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Arrr! John Stossel be settin’ sail to poke fun at RFK Jr.’s tall tales, savvy?

2024-08-28

Avast, me hearties! Last week, ol' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tossed his hat overboard and set sail with Captain Trump! Though we clash like stormy seas, at least he chats with scallywags on the other side. In me latest yarn, we parley, while he bemoans the media's silence!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this yarn of political folly! Last week, the scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a presidential candidate none too popular 'mongst the landlubbers, did hoist the white flag and suspend his campaign. But nay, it be no surrender; he threw his lot in with that ol’ sea dog, Donald Trump, the former captain of the ship White House!

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