The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Three years under the Taliban's black flag, lasses be hush'd while them scallywags of ISIS and al Qaeda rise again!

2024-08-28

Arrr, on the thirtieth of August in the year twenty-one, the last landlubbers of the U.S. set sail from Afghanistan! Now, three winters hence, the Taliban be back at the helm, lettin’ scallywags like al Qaeda rise again, while the lassies be locked in chains tighter than a ship’s hold!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale that’ll curl yer toes! It be the grand saga of the U.S. scallywags, who set sail from the sands of Afghanistan on the 30th day of August in the year 2021. Aye, they thought they could leave the land of the rugged mountains and dusty winds behind, but lo and behold, what chaos did they leave in their wake!

With the return of the Taliban, those rascally rogues be back in charge, givin’ rise to al Qaeda and their nefarious crew, who be casting their dark shadow ‘pon the land once more! Aye, it be a sorry sight, for the brave lassies of Afghanistan, who once tasted the sweet nectar of freedom, now find themselves shackled by the iron grip of tyranny. Their rights, like a ship lost at sea, be adrift and forgotten!

In the days of yore, when the Western sailors ruled the waves, the womenfolk flourished, but now, they be stripped of their rightful treasures. So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, and toast to the follies of war, for the tides of fortune be fickle, and this tale be a reminder that sometimes, it’s best to keep a weather eye on the horizon!

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