"Arrr, 'tis Trump chattin' with Dr. Phil—me thinks the scallywags be checkin' facts like a parrot on a perch!"
2024-08-28
Avast, me hearties! Former Captain Trump took a seat with the good Dr. Phil, spillin' the beans on his foes as the Election Day tempest brews! Aye, the scallywag jabbed at Vice President Harris like a parrot on a cracker, chattin' 'bout borders and doubloons on the Merit Street rigging! Arr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a former captain of the ship called America, one Donald Trump! Aye, this scallywag sat down with a landlubber called "Dr. Phil" McGraw, a fellow who fancies himself a wise seafarer of minds, even though he be no pirate! Arrr, this be happenin’ as the winds of Election Day be blowin’ fierce and furious!Now, this here interview aired on a strange contraption they call the Merit Street network, an odd name for a ship, I reckon! Trump, he be yappin’ away like a parrot with a sore throat, spoutin’ his usual jests 'n jibes. He took aim at his rival, the fair maiden Vice President Kamala Harris, castin’ shade on her ways with the southern border and the treasure map of the economy, or what the landlubbers call “policies.”
With every word, Trump be like a cannonball shot from a proud ship, makin’ waves and splashin’ about, stirrin' up the audience like a barrel of rum! Aye, this be the tale of a pirate in a suit, navigatin' the treacherous waters of politics, and we be here, watchin’ the chaos unfold from the crow’s nest. Yarrr!