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Avast, me hearties! Cast aside the iPhone 16—October be the treasure for MacBook buccaneers! Arrr!

2024-08-29

Arrr, it be said that Apple be settin’ sail full speed ahead, churnin’ out them M4 Pro and M4 Max MacBook Pros like a shipload o’ treasure, all 'fore they unveil the booty in October! Hoist the sails and prepare for a techy plunder, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! As the tides be risin’ fer Apple’s grand event on the ninth of September, where whispers tell of a shiny new iPhone 16, the true treasure awaits those savvy souls who be fans of the Mac and MacBook. Rumors be flyin’ like a parrot on a sugar rush, claimin’ that mighty fine machines powered by the M4 Pro and M4 Max chips be settin’ sail for mass production!

Reported by the trusty DigiTimes, the production of these swashbucklin’ MacBook Pros be rampin’ up this August, meanin’ a launch be just around the corner! The smart doubloons wager on an October reveal, lettin’ September be all about the iPhones afore the focus shifts to Apple’s glorious new Macs. And if the grand artificer of Cupertino be unveil’n their AI marvel at the September shindig, then havin’ M4 Macs ready to go in October makes all the sense in the seven seas.

With only an iPad Pro sporting the M4 chip thus far, landlubbers waitin’ fer M4 MacBooks shall soon see their dreams come true! So, gather yer grog and prepare fer a rip-roarin’ October, where the M4-powered wonders shall be unleashed upon the tech seas!

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