Arrr, says the landlubber broadcaster, “Bronny should’ve swabbed the deck o’ college a year longer, savvy?”
2024-08-29
Arrr, matey! David Aldridge, that scallywag of a NBA talker, be raisin' his rum cup, sayin' young Bronny James oughta tarry an extra year in the hallowed halls o' college instead o' settin' sail too soon. Aye, he be thinkin' like a wise ol' sea dog!
Avast, ye scallywags! It be no small tale that young Bronny James, sprout of the famed LeBron, be picked at the 55th spot by the Los Angeles Lakers! Arrr, a right jolly reunion it be, but some salty sea dog named David Aldridge be thinkin’ the lad ought to have plundered another year in college instead of makin’ the leap to the high seas of the NBA.David, with his wise ol’ beard, reckons there be plenty o’ schools where Bronny could’ve been the captain of the ship, hoistin’ the sails and rakin’ in treasure points, learnin’ the ropes of bein’ the main man. But alas, our brave young matey faced a stormy setback, havin’ survived open-heart surgery last year—aye, a mighty challenge, indeed!
In his last season with the Trojans, Bronny beavered away, tallyin’ just 4.8 points a game, far from the grand treasures of the league! Aldridge, with a twinkle in his eye, be thinkin’ Bronny’ll be spendin’ more time in the G League than on the Lakers' grand ship this season, as he still be growin’ stronger and learnin’ the craft of the game. So hoist yer mugs and raise a toast to this young lad—may his journey be filled with adventure and glory on the courts of the NBA!