The Booty Report

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Arrr! Harris be catchin’ up to Trump in the Sun Belt, like a scallywag nippin’ at me treasure!

2024-08-29

Arrr! While Trump be sailin' steady, Kamala be risin' like the dawn in four fierce battlegrounds! The lasses, Black crew, and sprightly young scallywags be rallyin' 'round her. Though Trump be claimin' the gold, more hearties see Harris as the true captain to unite the ship! Aye!

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the political seas, where the winds be blowin' favorably for one Kamala Harris, a fair lass who be settin' sail on a ship of hope in the treacherous waters of the 2024 election!

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