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Arrr! West Virginia's fine schools be shutterin’ as Pat McAfee be takin' the stage for a grand showdown!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! Pat McAfee be sailin' back to West Virginia fer the showdown with Penn State on Saturday! But beware, the landlubbers be preparin' fer a tempest of delays! Batten down the hatches, it be a bumpy ride ahead! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! In the fair town of Morgantown, West Virginia, the scallywag schools be takin’ a day off this Friday, mark ye calendars! This be due to a grand anticipation of traffic chaos, aye! What be causin’ such ruckus, ye ask? None other than the mighty clash of college football, me hearties!

The illustrious West Virginia Mountaineers be settin’ sail for their season opener against the fierce Penn State crew on Saturday, with the horn blowin’ at noon sharp! But hold yer horses! On Friday, the former NFL buccaneer Pat McAfee be hostin’ his raucous ESPN show right on campus, causin’ all sorts of mayhem on the roads.

The good folk of the Monongalia County School District, in consultin’ with the local law keepers, declared a day of rest for the sake of the wee ones’ safety. They be warnin’ of potential delays, as the streets be floodin’ with rowdy fans and their wagons. McAfee himself teased that this be the biggest home opener since the days of yore—1998, to be precise! So, prepare yer sea legs and chart yer course wisely, lest ye be caught in the storm of traffic! Arrr, let the games begin!

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