"Auburn be a treasure trove, says Bruce Pearl, fer them who be lovin' their Almighty! Arrr!"
2024-08-29
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl o' the Auburn Tigers be battlin' the scallywags what be tossin' barbs at his crew! He be shoutin' his thoughts across the vast seas o' social media, lettin' 'em know he won't be takin' no cannon fire without givin' a hearty laugh in return!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Coach Bruce Pearl, the swashbucklin' captain of the Auburn Tigers' basketball crew! This landlubber ain't one to hoist the Jolly Roger and shy away from a hearty debate, whether on the courts or the high seas of public opinion.Recently, he found himself in a tempest of criticism from landlocked scribblers like Dan Wolken and Roland Martin, who be questionin' his beliefs and their impact on recruitin' young scallywags to join his crew. Wolken pondered aloud on the X seas, while Martin warned parents to think twice before lettin' their lads sail under Pearl's flag.
But Coach Pearl, undeterred, spoke on the "Don’t @ Me" show, proclaimin' Auburn be a grand place for higher learnin'! “If ye love yer God and country,” he bellowed, “Auburn's the treasure ye seek!” He be proud of his ship’s crew, claimin' six lads from Atlanta be makin' waves in the NBA. "We hold ‘em accountable and love ‘em hard," he quipped, “so don’t ye fret about the mutterin’ of landlubbers!”
With a wink at his critics, Pearl sails forth, trustin' in his crew and the good ol’ U.S. of A. Now, who be ready for some hoops, or should I say, “hoops ahoy!”?