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Arrr, Lexie Hull be makin' a randy quip, causin' her crew to roar like a ship in a storm!

2024-08-29

Arrr, on a fine Wednesday night, Caitlin Clark and Aliyah Boston be guffawin' like scallywags after Lexie Hull tossed a cheeky jab in the postgame parley, following the Indiana Fever’s grand victory! Aye, the laughter be as hearty as a barrel of rum!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the Indiana Fever's den, where the spirits be high after shiverin’ their long losing streak to the cursed Connecticut Sun! With a score of 84-80, Kelsey Mitchell be the captain of this fine ship, chartin’ a course with 23 points, while Caitlin Clark and Lexie Hull be raisin’ the sails with 19 and 17 points, respectively. What a boisterous crew they be!

After the raucous victory, the trio faced the press, but Hull's words went awry like a ship lost in the fog. “Get my hands on as many balls as I could…” she started, then burst into laughter, leavin’ her mates in stitches! “Oh, Lex,” Clark managed to croak, tryin' to keep her composure whilst the jest echoed across the room.

With a newfound strength since returnin’ from the Olympic seas, Hull be averaging 11.4 points since the Fever’s return. And let it be known, this crew be 4-1 as they ride the waves of the season, sittin’ prettier with 15-16 overall, the best fortunes they've known since 2016. Hoist the colors, for the Fever be on the rise! Yarrr!

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