Arrr! CrowdStrike be givin’ $60M shiny doubloons, while Delta be sinkin’ with a $500M hole in her hull!
2024-08-29
Arrr, mateys! CrowdStrike be givin’ a treasure of $60 million in credits to those scallywags affected by a software storm! But lo! Delta be claimin’ a whopping $500 million lost in the tempest o’ canceled flights! Yet, amidst the chaos, CrowdStrike be sailin’ smooth with fine earnings! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale o’ treasure and tribulation from the high seas of cyber seas! The scallywags at CrowdStrike be makin’ a grand proclamation, offerin’ a bounty of $60 million in credits to their mateys sufferin’ from a calamitous software storm earlier this year. But lo! This figure be more like a mere trinket compared to the true plunder lost!Take, fer instance, the renowned Delta Air Lines, a fine ship in the fleet, which be claimin’ it lost a staggering $500 million in doubloons due to this foul hullabaloo. Canceled flights and disgruntled passengers be layin’ waste to their coffers, like a kraken attackin’ a poor merchant vessel!
Yet, amidst the roilin’ waves o’ adversity, CrowdStrike’s financial report shines brighter than a chest o’ gold! They be showin’ strong earnings, sailin’ smoothly despite the turbulent waters. So here’s a toast to CrowdStrike, a crew that be weatherin’ the storm, even if they be tossin’ a few shiny pieces to ease the pain of their shipmates! May the winds be at their backs, and may their treasures grow, savvy?