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Arrr! Telegram's cap'n Pavel Durov be in hot water in France fer a heap o' mischief! Avast, matey!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! This week, the scallywag Durov, captain of the Telegram ship, be in hot water with the French! They’ve slapped him with charges fer not spillin’ the beans ‘bout his crew's misdeeds. Caught like a fish in a net after his fine flying contraption touched the land! Blimey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the infamous Pavel Durov, the scallywag behind the Telegram vessel! This week, the French buccaneers, in their grand pursuit of law and order, laid a mighty charge upon the poor chap, claiming he be guilty of a whole treasure chest o' misdeeds!

Now, this Durov, a swashbucklin' Russian billionaire, thought himself clever, keepin' his encrypted communication ship afloat while refusin' to lend a hand to the law enforcers huntin' down the ne'er-do-wells causin' mischief on his platform. A weekend escapade turned into a right pickle when his private jet touched down in the land of croissants and berets, only to be met by the long arm of the law!

With twelve offenses weighin' heavy on his head, including his stubbornness to parley with the authorities, Durov found himself in a bit of a stormy sea. So, what’ll become of this pirate of privacy? Will he be walkin' the plank or findin' a way to parley his way outta trouble? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure—this tale be far from over, and the seas be watchin'! Yarrr!

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