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"Arrr! French scallywags be layin' the charges on Telegram's cap'n, Pavel Durov! Avast, me hearties!"

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! French lawmen be pointin' the finger at Telegram’s captain, Pavel Durov, claimin’ he be mixin' in some foul deeds—child scrollin', pirate potions, and hacking tricks! A right jolly mess for a scallywag once hailed by the liberty-loving sea dogs! Avast, the plot thickens!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery upon the digital seas! The French court be castin' their nets wide, accusin' the notorious Telegram captain, Pavel Durov, of a scallywag’s laundry list o’ crimes. Aye, they be claimin' he be complicit in the dastardly distribution of foul child pornography, illegal potions, and nefarious hacking concoctions upon his messaging vessel! Blimey, what a blow to a lad who once sailed the high seas of internet freedom!

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