"Arrr, RFK Jr.’s stuck like barnacles on the Blue Wall, savvy? Not even a cannonball could set him free!"
2024-08-29
Ahoy mateys! It be a curious tale, for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be in the ballot of Michigan and Wisconsin, though he’s hung up his boots and pledged fealty to Trump! Aye, his name be there, stirrin' the pot in the battle for the booty, but not in Arizona, Nevada, or Pennsylvania! Arr!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a lad who be sailin' the stormy seas of politics. Though he be raisin' his flag o' surrender by suspending his bid, he still be adornin' the ballots o' battlegrounds like Michigan and Wisconsin come November! Aye, this tricky twist be worthy of a hearty chuckle!Ye see, our matey Kennedy thought it wise to back the former captain, Trump, to prevent his own ship from takin' votes from the ol' sea dog. But lo and behold! His name will still be writ large on the ballots in them treacherous waters, where victory be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss! Aye, it be a right pickle, as these be the very states that could tip the scales of power!
Yet, as fate would have it, he shan't be makin' landfall in the other swingin' states like Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, for this political caper be a merry jest indeed! 'Tis a lesson for all ye landlubbers: in the tempest of elections, sometimes ye find yer name in the wrong port, even when ye plan to dock elsewhere!