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Arrr, Meta be scrappin' the Quest Pro 2, but in 2027, me hearties, we may sail into a shiny new VR!

2024-08-29

Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin’ that Meta be sendin’ the Quest Pro 2 to Davy Jones’ locker, but fear not! A different treasure may still set sail in 2027! Hoist yer jolly rogers and prepare for a future of pixelated plunderin’! Avast ye!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of tech and treachery! It seems the scallywags at Meta be throwin’ their plans for a grand Quest Pro 2 overboard, but fear not, for a new treasure called “Puffin” be on the horizon! These lightweight mixed reality spectacles be weighin' in at a mere 110 grams, lighter than a feather duster in a storm!

Aye, the Puffin be sportin’ pancake lenses and passthrough cameras, lettin' ye see the world and the virtual seas at the same time! Meta, clever as a fox, be tuckin’ the heavy battery in a pocket-sized puck, lettin' ye frolic freely with nary a sore neck, unlike that behemoth Quest 3 which weighs a whopping 515 grams!

But hold yer horses, for there be no controllers in this box o’ fun – it’s all about hand tracking, makin’ ye feel like a wizard casting spells! So, if ye fancy watchin’ movies or plunderin' productivity, this Puffin could be yer new best mate. As for the doubloons it’ll cost ye, that remains a mystery, but I wager it’ll be as rich as the gold buried in Davy Jones’ locker!

Let’s hope Puffin sails smoothly to shore, for it could be the treasure we’ve all been waitin’ for, aye!

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