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Arrr, John McFall, the sky pirate o' Paris, be ready to hoist the flag and soar like a seabird!

2024-08-29

Arrr, just hours 'fore the grand shindig, we had a chinwag with a swashbucklin’ speedster, now the first sea-farin' para-astronaut o' the European Space Agency! Blimey, from dashin’ on land to sailin’ among the stars—talk about makin’ the stars shiver in their boots!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious encounter we had! Just a few hours 'fore the grand spectacle of the opening ceremony, we crossed paths with a former sprinter, aye, a right speedy scallywag, who hath traded his running shoes fer the stars! This fine fellow, now the first para-astronaut o’ the European Space Agency, be a sight to behold.

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