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Arrr, Dak be sayin' he don’t heed Jerry’s babble while the gold talks be stuck in Davy Jones' locker!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! Dak Prescott be tellin' the landlubber scribes that when ol' Captain Jerry Jones be chattin' 'bout them contracts, he be deaf as a barnacle! Aye, he sails his own ship, not takin' heed to the ramblin' o' that scallywag!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' Dak Prescott, the brave captain o' the Dallas Cowboys ship! This scallywag be lettin' ol' Jerry Jones’ words sail past his ears like a ship in the night. Prescott, when asked 'bout the owner's musings on contracts, declared he stopped listenin' to the man long ago, sayin', "It doesn’t really hold weight with me!" Har har!

Now, Jerry be speakin’ of contract negotiations and whether they be havin’ a "Plan B" fer Prescott as he nears the end of his current treasure chest o' gold. With Prescott's contract endin’ in 2025, this be a hot topic fer the crew. But Prescott, with a wink, ain't fussin' over contracts, sayin’ the game's tides be ever changin'—like a storm on the high seas!

Though Prescott be comin’ off a mighty fine season, leadin' the league with 36 touchdown passes, the treasure map to his next contract be still shrouded in fog. With a cap hit of $55.45 million loom'n in 2024, the cap’n's future be lookin' like a game of chance, but ye can bet yer doubloons it won't be long 'fore he finds his gold!

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