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Arrr! Josh Allen be called the most overrated sea dog in the NFL, matey! What say ye to that?

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! Josh Allen, that scallywag, be takin' a jibe at bein' crowned the NFL's most overrated sea dog! During a yarn with Adam Schein on the Sirius XM tides, he laughed 'n said, “Aye, I’m just settin' sail for a grand adventure!” Ho ho!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of a lad named Josh Allen, a quarterback who be dubbed the most overrated in all the NFL seas, as declared by the ESPN crew! But fear not, for our Josh be unperturbed by the scallywags' opinions!

"Why should I fret over 11 landlubbers not on me crew?" he chuckled. "Methinks it be a badge of honor! When me opponents don’t like me, it means I'm steering this ship true!" The buccaneer quarterback snagged 11 votes in a poll of 103, outshining even the likes of Tua Tagovailoa and Jalen Hurts, who barely scraped by with 10 votes each.

But lo, the lad be more vexed about not bein' invited to such polls! "I long to share me thoughts with the crew of these surveys!" he lamented. Yet, fear not for Josh! He led the Bills into playoff battles for five seasons strong, and even conquered the treacherous seas of the AFC Championship once! Despite the jests about bein' overrated, his peers voted him as the fourth-best quarterback, behind the greats like Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson. And let it be known, he also reigns supreme as the finest trash-talker, much to the chagrin of his adversaries!

So, raise a tankard to Josh Allen, the pirate of the gridiron, who be ready to face the Arizona Cardinals on the morrow of September 8th!

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