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"Arrr! They commanded me to shed me rags, matey! A tale of woe from yon prison beneath the Jolly Roger!"

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey Ibrahim Salem, age 34, felt a shiver in his timbers when a scallywag soldier commanded him to shed his garb in that cursed Sde Teiman dungeon. "Aye, that be the moment I knew I sailed straight into Davy Jones’ locker!" he quipped, recalling the stormy seas of his plight.

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of one Ibrahim Salem, a lad of 34 summers, who found himself in a right pickle whilst imprisoned in the dreaded Sde Teiman! Aye, this be no ordinary tale, fer it be filled with dread and mischief!

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