The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Kamala be missin' the mark like a blind sailor 'bout how many landlubbers met Davy Jones 'cause o' COVID!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala Harris be no silver-tongued siren; she be dodgin' the press like a scallywag. Aye, she once spun a yarn claimin' 220 million souls fell to COVID—a number that’d sink our ship! Just goes to show, she be a landlubber with words!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a certain Vice President, one Kamala Harris, who be not quite the orator ye might hope fer, aye. She’s been skitterin’ away from the press like a scallywag avoidin’ a duel, refusin’ to face the cameras and their pesky questions!

Now, it seems there be a reason fer her retreat. The lass be spoutin’ tales that’d make a parrot squawk! Yonder footage has emerged, where she boldly claimed that a staggering “220 million Americans have perished from the dread COVID plague.” Blimey! That be near two-thirds of our hearty crew! It’s enough to make even the saltiest sea dog raise an eyebrow and chuckle.

Ye see, her far-left policies be more confusin’ than a ship’s compass in a storm, and her speeches be like a ship without a sail—adrift and lost at sea. So, as she hides in the shadows, the word be out: Kamala Harris, the pirate of political blunder, be best to steer clear of the public eye lest she sink her own ship further into the depths of folly!

Read the Original Article