Arrr, Kamala be missin' the mark like a blind sailor 'bout how many landlubbers met Davy Jones 'cause o' COVID!
2024-08-29
Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala Harris be no silver-tongued siren; she be dodgin' the press like a scallywag. Aye, she once spun a yarn claimin' 220 million souls fell to COVID—a number that’d sink our ship! Just goes to show, she be a landlubber with words!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a certain Vice President, one Kamala Harris, who be not quite the orator ye might hope fer, aye. She’s been skitterin’ away from the press like a scallywag avoidin’ a duel, refusin’ to face the cameras and their pesky questions!Now, it seems there be a reason fer her retreat. The lass be spoutin’ tales that’d make a parrot squawk! Yonder footage has emerged, where she boldly claimed that a staggering “220 million Americans have perished from the dread COVID plague.” Blimey! That be near two-thirds of our hearty crew! It’s enough to make even the saltiest sea dog raise an eyebrow and chuckle.
Ye see, her far-left policies be more confusin’ than a ship’s compass in a storm, and her speeches be like a ship without a sail—adrift and lost at sea. So, as she hides in the shadows, the word be out: Kamala Harris, the pirate of political blunder, be best to steer clear of the public eye lest she sink her own ship further into the depths of folly!