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Arrr! Harris be sayin' she flipped patties at McDonald's in her scholar days. Here be the juicy tale!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! In the wild days of the '80s, our Vice Captain Kamala Harris be flippin' burgers at McDonald's whilst she be earnin' her scrolls! But lo! The seas be murky—no proof be found, just her own jabberin'. We be searchin' for treasure on this tale! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale to spin 'bout a lass named Kamala Harris, who be claimin' she served grub at McDonald's whilst she be earnin' her scholarly scrolls in the 1980s. Aye, that be a most curious yarn!

Now, as the tides of time roll on, many a reputable news ship has sailed the seas to report on this very tale. Yet, ye see, there be no treasure trove of proof to back up her claim! No snap of her flippin' burgers, nor a parchment of employment, nor a matey to confirm the story. Aye, it be a mystery wrapped in a riddle, like a chest of doubloons lost at sea!

So, here we be, with the tale of Kamala and her McDonald's adventure still under the eye of the research parrot. As we wait fer the winds of fate to blow in fresh evidence, we can only chuckle and wonder if she be servin' up more than just fries and shakes. Aye, the quest fer truth continues, and mayhaps one day we’ll see the proof that’ll clear the fog from this curious claim. Until then, keep yer spyglasses trained on the horizon, me mateys!

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