"Arrr! Shedeur and Travis be swaggerin’ as Colorado sails past North Dakota State in a close-season shanty, matey!"
2024-08-29
Arrr, matey! Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter be the finest scallywags on the gridiron, hittin’ the mark for three mighty touchdowns! They be the treasure of college football, leadin’ Colorado to a grand victory on the high seas of Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good show!
Ahoy, mateys! Year 2 o' the Coach Prime era be settin' sail in Boulder, and what a jolly start 'tis! The Colorado crew, now part o' the Big 12, set their cannons ablaze, takin' down the North Dakota State scallywags with a score o' 31-26.In the first quarter, the Buffs be runnin' like the wind, with Travis Hunter dashin’ 41 yards for a touchdown, and Sheduer Sanders connectin' with Jimmy Horn Jr. for a mighty 70-yarder! But lo and behold, their defense was as shoddy as a leaky ship, findin' themselves down at halftime, 20-17.
As the second half commenced, a bit o' bad luck struck when a pass bounced off a Bison’s leg, turnin' into an interception. But fear not, for the Buffs rallied, and Sanders and Hunter be makin' magic again! They snatched the lead and left the Bison scratchin' their heads.
With the defense hardenin' like a barnacle, the Bison were sent packin’ on their drives. Hunter's spectacular catch sealed the deal, givin' Colorado the edge at 31-20. Though the Bison tried to mount a final attack, 'twas too late, and the Buffs sailed away victorious!
With Sanders throwin' for 445 yards and four touchdowns, the Buffs finally tasted victory after a dismal last season. Onward they go, plunderin' Nebraska and Colorado State before settlin' into their home waters!