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Arrr, Kamala be cuttin’ through CNN’s jibber-jabber like a cutlass, savvy? Aye, she’s got wit sharper than me hooks!

2024-08-29

Arrr, Kamala Harris be settin' sail with CNN’s Dana Bash fer her first grand chat since claimin' the Democratic treasure last month, but shiver me timbers! She ain’t playin’ by their rules! Instead, she be rallyin' the crew and workin' with content creators, givin' the ol' media outlets the cold shoulder!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Kamala Harris, a fierce lass who be capturin' the winds of politics! Aye, she took to the high seas of CNN, sittin' down with the fair Dana Bash for her first grand parley since claimin’ the Democratic presidential bounty just a moon’s turn ago.

But lo and behold! This savvy sea captain ain’t lettin' the likes of CNN steer her ship! Nay, she’s not one to be tossed about by the whims of legacy media, no sir! Instead, she and her trusty first mate, Tim Walz, be settin’ sail with the good folk, holdin’ raucous rallies and collaboratin’ with content creators aplenty, whilst givin’ the cold shoulder to those landlubber journalists at The New York Times and CNN.

In this grand game of politics, it seems she’s chartin’ her own course, preferin’ to mingle with the crew rather than squabble with the anchors of old media! So raise yer tankards to Kamala, the swashbucklin’ nominee, as she sails forth into the stormy seas of the electoral campaign, leavin’ the anchors in her wake!

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