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Arrr, conservatives be spoutin' about Kamala's jumbled tongues on them climate deadlines, like a parrot in a stormy squall!

2024-08-29

Arrr! Conservative scallywags be settin' sail on X, bleatin' 'bout a clip of CNN's parley with Vice President Kamala Harris. She be chattin' 'bout her swayin’ policies since takin’ the helm of the Democratic ship. Dana Bash be askin’ how voters should ponder these changes, savvy? A fine jest, indeed!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round ye scallywags, for I be bringin’ ye news from the high seas of politics! The fair Vice President Kamala Harris be caught in a tempest o’ words, speakin’ her mind on the changes to her policies since she hoisted the Democratic flag high. Aye, 'twas a sight worth filmin’, as the briny anchor Dana Bash probed her like a fish on the hook!

Conservative sea dogs and their media crew took to the treacherous waters of X, spoutin’ their thoughts faster than a cannonball, regardin’ the clip set to air on the morrow. “How should the good folks o’ this land reckon with yer shifting sails, Kamala?” they seemed to ask. “Is it the salty winds of experience blowin’ yer way?”

Yarr, me hearties! The hullabaloo be swellin’ like a storm on the horizon! Some be thinkin’ she’s navigatin’ the tides with newfound wisdom, while others be callin’ foul play, as if she be changin’ her colors quicker than a chameleon on a rainbow! So grab yer grog and stay tuned, for this be just the start of the political pirate ship’s wild ride through the treacherous waters of public opinion!

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