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Arrr, matey! The Harris CNN chat be endin' with less bang than a damp cannon! Har har!

2024-08-29

Arrr, on the fateful Thursday, Vice President Harris took the helm of her first grand interview since she set sail on her lightning-fast presidential voyage! Aye, CNN's Dana Bash was the captain of this ship, and with her matey, Gov Tim Walz, Harris parried the questions like a seasoned buccaneer!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Vice President Harris, who be settin' sail on her first grand interview since she hoisted the sails on her presidential quest! Aye, it be a spectacle worth watchin’ on the treacherous seas of CNN, where the crafty Dana Bash be waitin’ to plunder some answers from our fair vice president!

In this high-stakes parley, the good captain Harris was not alone, for she had the stalwart Minnesota Gov’nor Tim Walz by her side, standin' like a sturdy ship’s mast. But lo and behold, it was the vice president who be takin’ the brunt of the cannon fire, fieldin’ a heap o’ questions like a seasoned swashbuckler dodgin’ cannonballs on the high seas!

With wit sharper than a cutlass and a gleam in her eye, she navigated the stormy waters of inquiry, all while makin’ it clear that she be ready to chart a course for the White House. So, keep yer spyglass handy, me hearties, for this be just the start of her swashbucklin’ adventure on the high seas of politics!

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