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Arrr, NBA wizard Magic Johnson be catchin' flak for likin' Kamala's fancy dreams after gabbin' with CNN! Har har!

2024-08-30

Arrr! Magic Johnson be takin' a tongue-lashin' from the scallywags o' the cyber seas fer givin' ol’ Kamala Harris a hearty cheer fer her first chat since claimin' the Democratic treasure! Aye, even the bravest pirate can't escape the squawkin' of the virtual gulls!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Magic Johnson, a grand captain of the NBA seas. This old sea dog be casting nets o' words on the social media waves, but alas! The folks be tossin' him rotten tomatoes after his blunderous praise for the Obama crew at the DNC. Aye, he called their speeches the “best in history,” and the tides turned against him!

Then, in a fit o' madness, he hoisted his flag again, showerin' accolades upon Vice President Kamala Harris after her CNN interview. He declared her “outstanding” and filled with vision! But, as ye might guess, the crew on the social media ship weren't havin' it. They clamored, “What’s this vision ye speak of?” and “Ye can’t be serious!” as if they be findin' a ghost ship in the fog!

Though Magic stood firm like a true pirate captain, insisting she was clear as a calm sea, the crew retorted with jibes. “Watch the interview, ye scallywag!” they shouted, as the waves of criticism crashed upon him. So, raise a mug of grog to Magic, who be sailing through rough waters in search of fair winds and favorable tweets!

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