Arrr, matey! Stone Cold be hintin’ at joinin’ WrestleMania 41—says, “I’d be as pleased as a parrot!”
2024-08-30
Arrr, me hearties! The famed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin be absent from WrestleMania in Philly, but with the grand spectacle settin’ sail for Las Vegas next year, ye can bet yer doubloons he’ll be itchin’ to join the fray! Avast, let the rum flow!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the raucous seas of pro wrestling! The grand WrestleMania 40, a showdown betwixt Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns, was a-buzzin’ with whispers of the “Rattlesnake,” Steve Austin, makin’ his thunderous entrance! But nay, instead of Austin's raucous tune, out came the fearsome Undertaker, chokeslamming The Rock like a shipwrecked sailor! With a flurry of chaos, Rhodes seized the day and pinned Reigns, claimin’ the coveted championship for himself!But alas, mateys, Austin be not so keen on settin’ sail for Philly at the ripe age of 59! He mused to Fox News, “Aye, I ponder one last brawl, but reality be settlin’ in!” The man prefers the comforts of Nevada, where he can drink his grog in peace. Yet, next year’s WrestleMania be anchored in Las Vegas, a mere hop skip and a jump from his shores! “I’d consider it,” he chuckled, “if WWE be callin’ me to lend a hand!” But worry not, for our old salt be keepin' fit for racin’, not wrestlin'! Will he don the trunks once more, or hang up his boots for good? Only the tides will tell!