Arrr! Colorado's Sheduer Sanders be tossin' a madcap pick against them North Dakota State scallywags! What a jolly blunder!
2024-08-30
Arrr, in the midst of Colorado's grand plunderin' o' North Dakota State, a curious thing happened in the third quarter! Young Shedeur Sanders, instead of sendin' the ball to glory, be tossed it straight into the jaws of Davy Jones! A right jolly blunder, I tell ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the Colorado Buffaloes and their gallant gunslinger, Shedeur Sanders, who be tryin' to steer 'em clear of an upset by the North Dakota Bison. As the good captain led his crew dawn a treacherous 70-yard voyage, they found themselves at the enemy's 5-yard stronghold, ready to strike!But lo and behold, on the fateful 3rd-and-goal, Sanders unleashed a throw that would baffle even the slyest of sea dogs. Instead of hittin’ the ground like a cannonball, the ball ricocheted off a Bison defender’s leg, flyin' right into the hands of Nick Kubitz, a linebacker from Dubuque! Aye, it be a turnover as strange as a parrot speakin’ Farsi. The lad had but one interception in his prior career, and it be long forgotten!
Despite that misadventure, the Buffs raised their flag high, takin’ the victory with a score of 31-26. The Bison, brave but outmatched, sought glory in upsettin’ an FBS foe, but alas, they be left to lick their wounds. So it was that the Buffaloes set sail with hopes anew, ready to conquer the season after a rough previous voyage!