“Arrr, matey! A bill be sailin’ to Captain Newsom, givin’ landlubbers up to $150,000 fer a cozy cabin!”
2024-08-30
Arrr, matey! The California crew be makin' it legal for landlubbers without papers to snag a treasure chest o’ doubloons to buy their own ship! Ol’ Gov. Newsom be ponderin’ over this here AB 1840, lettin’ ’em score up to $150,000 for their fancy homes. Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious piece o' parchment that sailed through the California legislature! Aye, on a fair Wednesday, the wise folk there be passin' a bill that be makin’ landlubbers who’ve set foot on California shores without a proper flag eligible for a treasure chest o’ gold to buy themselves a homestead!This be no ordinary bounty, mind ye! Under the name of AB 1840, those scallywags sportin' social security or taxpayer-identification numbers can hoist their sails toward a program called California Dream for All. It be grantin' first-time home buyers a booty of up to $150,000! By thunder, that’s enough doubloons to buy a fine ship or two, or at least a sturdy ol’ shack on the beach where they can sippin' rum whilst watchin' the sunset!
The bill be now sittin' on the desk of the mighty Governor Gavin Newsom, awaitin' his nod o' approval. So, let’s keep our one good eye on this tale, for it be a wild sea o' politics out there, and who knows what treasures or troubles might surface next!