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Arrr, matey! Listen well! First chat 'twixt Harris and Walz be full of treasure 'n jests!

2024-08-30

Arrr, me hearties! Kamala, the Vice-Cap’n, be swabbin’ the deck o’ her thoughts! In her latest yarn, she claims her values be as steady as a ship’s compass, even as her sails catch a different wind on immigration and climate since '19! A right jolly twist!

Arrr, gather ye scallywags and listen to the tale of Vice-President Kamala Harris, who be sailin' the rough seas of politics! In her latest parley, she be defendin' the shiftin' of her sails on matters of great import, like immigration and the climate, since her last voyage into the presidential waters in 2019.

When the fierce Dana Bash of CNN pressed her on this curious change o' heart, Kamala, with the spirit of a true captain, declared, "Nay, me values be as steadfast as the North Star!" Aye, she swears her core beliefs remain as unshakeable as a pirate's loyalty to his rum!

But lo and behold, as the winds of change blow fierce, her policies have taken a kinder, more moderate course! 'Tis a curious thing, me hearties, how a pirate's compass can spin so fast, yet the treasure of her heart remains true. So, let us hoist the sails and prepare for more swashbucklin' debates, for Kamala be ready to navigate the choppy waters of the political seas once again!

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