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Arrr matey! Seek ye the scallywags hidin’ fake doubloons in Star Wars Outlaws, or be ye walkin’ the plank!

2024-08-30

Arrr, matey! In the grand quest fer them counterfeit doubloons in the Star Wars Outlaws, ye be needin’ to seek out a market trader. Fear not! I’ll share the secrets to spot that scallywag, savvy? Prepare yer spyglass and let the treasure hunt begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Star Wars Outlaws’ quest fer them counterfeit credits! Aye, ye be huntin' for a shifty market trader, one who be as slippery as an eel in a barrel o' rum!

First, ye must keep yer peepers peeled fer a scallywag who be lookin’ all shifty-like! He’ll be wearin' rags that be patchier than a sailor's kilt and sportin' a beard that be tangled like a ship's anchor line. If he be twitchin’ more than a parrot on a hot stove, that be yer trader, savvy?

Next, listen closely to the words drippin’ from his tongue. If he be speakin’ in riddles more confounded than a map drawn by a drunken navigator, ye can bet yer doubloons he be tryin’ to swindle ye! Trust not those silver-tongued devils; their gold be as fake as a three-legged sea turtle!

Lastly, if he offers ye deals sweeter than a siren’s song, be suspicious, matey! A treasure too good to be true be usually a trap laid by the devil hisself! So, keep yer wits about ye, and may yer quest for them counterfeit credits lead ye to more gold than ye can haul aboard!

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