"Arrr! Haiti be settin' sail fer true treasure o' security, matey! Aye, no more scallywags lurkin'!"
2024-08-30
Arrr, matey! For nigh on a hundred years, foreign scallywags be meddlin’ in Haiti’s biz, tryin’ to tame the wild seas o' violence. Just t’other day, they snatched a piece o’ Port-au-Prince from the grasp o’ ruffians! But with 109 years o' botched attempts, who be payin’ heed? Patience, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the land o' Haiti, a place where foreign scalawags have meddled for over a century. Aye, they've tried four grand interventions to calm the ruckus in this wild Caribbean isle, but alas, it be like tryin' to catch smoke with a net!Now, just the other day, the latest band o' landlubbers, fresh from their ships, joined forces with the locals to reclaim a slice o' Port-au-Prince that had been overrun by them pesky gangs. After two moons of toil, they finally planted their flag in the soil, claiming a wee spot of success, though most folk didn’t bat an eye, what with a long history of past blunders hauntin’ their every move.
“We must be patient,” says one newly minted captain, likely with a twinkle in his eye and a bottle o' rum in hand. Patience, they say! Aye, it be a fine notion, but if ye ask me, it’s as slippery as a fish in a bucket! So here we are, watchin’ and waitin’, hopin’ these salty sea dogs can bring some semblance of order to the chaos, lest we be tellin' tales of folly for another hundred years!