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Arrr, Dominik Mysterio be swappin' sails, claimin', "I be a right scallywag, ye scurvy dogs boo me!"

2024-08-31

Arrr, matey! WWE scallywag Dominik Mysterio be spillin’ the beans to Fox News about the raucous jeers he’s been catchin’ since he turned to the dark side in the squared circle! Sounds like the crowd be givin’ him more grief than a shipload o’ barnacles! Har har har!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout young Dominik Mysterio, who boldly turned on his own father in a WWE ring—aye, a true act of treachery! He joined forces with the villainous crew known as Judgment Day on RAW, thinkin’ he’d be the toast of the town. But lo and behold, the ruckus from the crowd was louder than cannon fire!

With the fierce Rhea Ripley by his side and the fair Liv Morgan, Dominik found himself swamped in a sea of boos—oh, the humanity! “I knew I’d get some jeers for bein’ a scallywag,” he quipped, “but I didn’t reckon it’d be this loud or for this long!” He’s like a sodden ship in a storm, tryin’ to talk but the crowd’s hisses drownin’ him out!

With a mighty clash ahead at the Bash in Berlin, he’s set to battle alongside Liv against Ripley and Damian Priest. The young lad embraced his villainy, sayin’, “They hate me ‘cus they ain’t me!” So, if ye be near Berlin, prepare yer ears for the raucous roars as Dominik steps into the ring—‘tis sure to be a spectacle! Arrr!

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