Arrr, matey! Trump’s grand scheme for free baby makin’ might sink the treasure chest for $7B, say the sea scallywags!
2024-08-30
Arrr, mateys! Old Trump be suggestin' that makin' in-vitro fertilization free for landlubber parents could hoist the cost o' $7 billion onto the government’s treasure chest! How he plans to chart that course, I know not, but it be soundin’ like a jolly good scheme! Avast!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round me hearties, fer a tale of a scallywag named Trump, who be makin' a grand announcement about the makin' of wee ones! On a fateful Thursday, this former Captain of the White House proclaimed that in-vitro fertilization, or IVF fer those savvy in the ways of medical wizardry, ought to be free as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder for all those dreamin' of little buccaneers.Ah, but hold yer sea horses! This audacious idea could hoist a hefty $7 billion onto the backs of the government and insurance brigands, say the wise folks at The Post. Aye, the Trump crew be mum on how they plan to navigate these treacherous waters, but it seems the quickest route might be through some fancy new legislation. They be wantin’ insurance companies to reckon infertility as a condition worthy of coverage, as if it were a scurvy outbreak!
So, me mateys, prepare yer ships and set sail for a future where makin’ babies be as easy as plunderin' a treasure chest. Whether it be gold or a wee bundle o' joy, it seems old Trump be ready to shake up the seas o' parenthood!