The Booty Report

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Arrr, Johnny's matey Matthew was about to be a scallywag dad when a boozy landlubber sent them to Davy Jones!

2024-08-30

Arrr, matey! Madeline Gaudreau, with a belly full o' treasure, mourns her dear Matthew, taken by a scallywag o’ a driver. They were set to welcome little Tripp in December! The crew's rallyin' round to lighten her load, for even pirates have hearts beneath their rough exteriors!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most woeful yet tinged with a hint o’ mirth! Our fair damsel, Madeline Gaudreau, be carryin' a wee one in her belly, named Tripp — a fine name fer a future scallywag, I reckon! But alas, misfortune hath struck, as her brave matey, Matthew, was sent to Davy Jones’ locker by a knave with a penchant fer drinkin’ too much grog whilst steerin’ his ship on the road.

To add salt to the wound, Matthew's broth'r, the famed ice warrior Johnny Gaudreau, did meet the same grim fate on that fateful Thursday. A right cruel twist o' fate, I say! In these dark waters, Madeline’s kin be rallyin’ like true buccaneers, launchin’ a GoFundMe campaign to help our poor lass and her burgeoning belly of treasure. They be seekin’ to lighten her cargo of sorrow and financial woes, so she can focus on raisin’ little Tripp in a world full of love and adventure.

So let us raise a tankard to Madeline and her wee one, as they navigate these stormy seas. May the winds of fortune blow fair upon their sails, and may they find solace and support from all us hearty souls! Arrr!

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